Still sounds more fun than mine!
Eastenders and Coronation Street omnibuses are as exciting as it gets and then my mother complains there is too much sexehtiem on TV now...
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I am the one who complains about sexytiem
"I'm not watching this, mother! Get it the fuck off!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I squirm horribly if there's anything remotely sexy on TV when the parents are in the room.
Somewhere along the line I think I prefer them thinking I'm asexual.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

If you want to complete the illusion
Do an auto-bisection whenever the TV is showing something that's not sexy while your parents are in the room. As a bonus, you'll finally get to have a sibling of your own.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Ooo. Twins.
I could freak people out with that!
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

And then both of you could do another auto-bisection
And before long, there'd be masses of you!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Ooo, the potential for mayhem!
And giving people the Fear.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

So
Would autobisection just be another form of masturbation then?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I hope not, since its original purpose was to take place in the same room as my parents!

( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Then you could have a sneaky autobisection first
and sneak off somewhere private to do your thing, while your 'twin' does another autobisection in front of your parents.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I like this idea.
That way the twin has to stay with the parents and I don't!
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Plus we all know that only non-originals prefer parents to orgasms!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:54, Reply)

non-originals mad people
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:55, Reply)