I phoned an acquantince of mine one day
only to be greeted by a pre-recorded voice mail in the voice of that stupid fucking meerkat, telling me to leave a message. Needless to say it ended with "simples" and that stupid fucking noise it makes..I totally forgot what i was phoning for and launched into a abusive tirade about his choice of message. I mean, he must have had to consciously decide he wanted it, phoned or texted some idiot number and eventually paid for the privilege.

I haven't heard from him since.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good
don't need people like that in your life.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Good work old boy
Excellent, in fact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

*firm handshakes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

^ TOP-NOTCH SIG ALERT ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

:-)
Although I *will* play poker at all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)