I always felt sorry for the Dead.
Imagine having those frightful cunts following you around everywhere. It'd be enough to drive you to drugs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Garcia made a good move in dying
...as the fan base moved on and started following the even more vile Phish. His band mates must have been so happy to unburden themselves of the great unwashed hordes of idiots.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I was about 15
when I had the revelation that 'psychedelic' and 'hippie' were actually barely related. What a fucking relief that was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)

By the way...
...you are using the word 'cunt' a lot.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:36, Reply)

"Cunt" is the best word.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Sorry.
I do that a lot. I use swearing like most people use commas.

I'm fucking sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Oh, no problem at all.
It was just an observation that you were using it more than usual.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Maybe there are
more cunts around than usual? That usually sets off my swearing gland.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

*looks around suspiciously*
They're everywhere, man...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Coming out of the walls.
RIGHT NOW
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

BAD TRIP
EDIT: that's it! I've been thinking of putting a band together and always struggle with names. Bad Trip could be the one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)

I intend to steal someone's user name for a band when I find the right people
the crackhouse ceilidh band would be a great name
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

You're right. I would indeed.
You might want to check out my gay disco band, 'Vipros'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

you terrible cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

and have autposy videos playing as a backdrop
while relentless drones and screeches pummel the audience, interspersed with quieter sections where you whisper threatening monologues regarding being burned alive and perform weird ceremonies involving naked down syndrome sufferers fucking on a plinth. All the while a 7 foot albino vomits blood into a tin bath full of offal and eyeballs.

I'm sure Psychic TV have already explored this avenue though
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

do you know what?
I was thinking 'Psychic TV' four words into your reply there.

I saw them once when I was about 16, it was a truly disturbing experience. Impressive but genuinely unsettling - I really felt like I was amongst genuine deviants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

"Genuine deviants"
Yes, a perfect description. Would still love to have caught one of their shows though. Didn't the filth raid one of their gigs on the grounds of indecency and the possibility they were performing some fucked up devil worshipping ceremonies live on stage?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Genesis P'orridge
now has BREASTS!

Not moobs - but real 'lady dumplings'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)