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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you beat me to it
I thought it was ground bone in cheap dog food but I knew it was bone-related. Damn you and your nimble fingers...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
But what about white cat shit?
I still see that in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)
That's me.
I go round the country covertly planting white cat shits in gardens to fuck with people's heads.

That's just the kind of freaky shit I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)
Freaky shit?
Surely you should paint them purple or lime green if you want freaky shit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)
People aren't READY for shit THAT freaky
That's phase II.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)
Great band name.
"Freaky Shit"

Let's do it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)
they can support Bad Trip

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:46, Reply)
Ah - that is hedgehog shit.
Because they eat slugs you see - slugs are full of calcium which is rather odd because they do not have a considerable bone structure.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)
I have hedgehogs in my garden
There is a little family that live either behind the shed or under the decking.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)
My mum had a hedgehog
I made her buy catfood and everything.
Then we one of the chavvy kids carrying it round in her jacket and realised it was lost to us forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)
I like the little snuffley noises they make
and their little wiggly noses.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)
How can you not love them

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)
If they raped the cat
I wouldn't love them then
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)
They wouldn't rape the fucking cat
Cats don't go near hedgehogs. They can't get their heads round them.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)
You've not met Fudge
He isn't the brightest cat in the world

He only has one eye and is a bit silly.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)
If the hedgehog did fuck your cat...
...would he be a fudge-packer?

/gets coat.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:44, Reply)
Fuck me!
Was I right?

Usually I just rant and make things up in the hope that it sounds plausible.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

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