A modern day mystery
What happened to white dog poo?

I think it may be a combination of changes to dog food and more concientous dog owners, or maybe little elves altered the dog food formula so that the poo only turns white at night at which time they sneak out of their little elf holes and snaffle the white poo for nefarious purposes.

What's your theory?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:50, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Could we do a sightings map?
One on Bedford Street South, L7.
Some month, 2009
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Marbella, Nov 2009

( broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Yes.
White dog poo was caused by the calcium in bones - as dogs are no longer are given such treats (PC gone mad eh? I blame Eastern Europeans etc...) pale turds are rarely seen in the UK.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)

It is sometimes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

As proved on Bedford Street.
Fair point old boy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I'm an old girl
Old bean
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Apologies.
Do you mean a real girl?

With breasts and all the rest?

/faints.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

HOLY SHIT!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yeh', genuinly creepy there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

you beat me to it
I thought it was ground bone in cheap dog food but I knew it was bone-related. Damn you and your nimble fingers...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

But what about white cat shit?
I still see that in my garden
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

That's me.
I go round the country covertly planting white cat shits in gardens to fuck with people's heads.

That's just the kind of freaky shit I do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Freaky shit?
Surely you should paint them purple or lime green if you want freaky shit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

People aren't READY for shit THAT freaky
That's phase II.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Great band name.
"Freaky Shit"

Let's do it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

they can support Bad Trip

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Ah - that is hedgehog shit.
Because they eat slugs you see - slugs are full of calcium which is rather odd because they do not have a considerable bone structure.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I have hedgehogs in my garden
There is a little family that live either behind the shed or under the decking.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

My mum had a hedgehog
I made her buy catfood and everything.
Then we one of the chavvy kids carrying it round in her jacket and realised it was lost to us forever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I like the little snuffley noises they make
and their little wiggly noses.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

How can you not love them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

If they raped the cat
I wouldn't love them then
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)

They wouldn't rape the fucking cat
Cats don't go near hedgehogs. They can't get their heads round them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

You've not met Fudge
He isn't the brightest cat in the world

He only has one eye and is a bit silly.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

If the hedgehog did fuck your cat...
...would he be a fudge-packer?

/gets coat.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Fuck me!
Was I right?

Usually I just rant and make things up in the hope that it sounds plausible.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Aliens
Its always aliens.

They come around here, stealing our bog roll, the bastards!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

and our jobs.
Bloody illegals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Best poos eva!


sprinklebrigade.com/gallery-main.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

It's down to diet.
Our dog's shit turns white as we regularly give her bones to eat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

My dog eats bones regularly
and has never had a white poo
( Peej, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Are you sure it's a dog
and not a wombat?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

The only thing my uncle Gerard can draw
is a thing that looks like a pound-sign with a face.
he calls it Wally Wombat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Is he 'special'?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Not officially
But I'd assume so. My cat looks like him when he's asleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Maybe.......
He once made love to cat, that cat had kittens, those kittens grew up and were rehoused and had kittens of their own.

Your cat could be 3rd or 4th generation UncleCat hence the likeness
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

It doesn't come out white
It tends to turn white overnight as it dries. We only noticed it when she'd had a crap in the garden at night and we couldn't see to pick it up. Next morning, the 1970's had returned to a small corner of Northumberland...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Life on Mars. TV show.
(Sorry to mention a Bowie song Monty)

They should scatter a few blonde-plops around the pavements to get that real 70s feel instead of all the shite references to Quattros and Watneys Red Barrel.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:42, Reply)

It was referenced in an episode of the first series.
"White dog shit. Takes me back".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Obviously I was very, very drunk.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:50, Reply)

apology accepted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

You ate it all.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Someone from here got really peckish on the way to the chip shop.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Armies of fatties
needing a snack to keep them going before they get to the chippy.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:03, Reply)

They've stopped using lime or chalk or something in the dog food,
it's not a mystery a lot of people know the reasons.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

spoil sport

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I saw a white dog poo just a couple of days ago
100% true poo fact
( broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

You ate it, didn't you?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

After I'd smeared it round my cock, yes

( broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Crumbly bits of white dog-poo
all stuck under your foreskin.

Phwoar.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)