How about this then?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/8384033.stm

I'm originally from Cumbria.

All that the stupid big eared cunt has done is walked about shaking peoples hands.

He owns a lot of land up there, which, I expect, is why he sympathises with the "Cumbrian Spirit", but he won't when their rent is due - tax-free to him, obviously.

He's also gone to the places that have got on National Telly. South Cumbria? No, not a word, despite the fact that it's been equally fucked.

Sending the jug-eared inadequate for a media fest is like sending a Bob the Builder puppet there. Can he fix it? Yes he fucking could by releasing some of OUR money to the relief fund.

This is close to my heart. These were my communities. You'll excuse me for being emotive.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 21:17, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ulverston & Newby Bridge
Their plight was highlighed on the One Show. My mam knew everyone as usual.

Apart from there everything was fine. Just a bit damper than usual.
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Know the feeling mate
Born and Raised in Seaton with family in workington.

Scariest part was finding out my 72 year old uncle (well, technically dad's uncle) was in Cockermouth when it flooded. We couldn't get in touch with him, turns out he was evacuated to the street then got a lift home to Workington in an ambulance.

He then decided to have a nap before we could get in touch with him, Silly fool (but we love him though)
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Very much this^
"Yeah! everything is fucked, You know what we really need now?"

"A fucking Royal visit. You know, all the police ain't really doing anything, what with all the roads being fucked, people homeless etc..."

"No drain on resources to have them swarming round looking after some over privileged cunt while he shakes hands, nods sageley and and feigns interest in the ordinary people..."


Edit: Cunts. All of them.
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 0:09, Reply)

I think its referred to as a publicity stunt

(i should have joined myspace, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 0:10, Reply)

I'm with you there, marra!
rispek ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 0:32, Reply)