why wasn't your housemate looking after his girlfriend?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He's in Afghanistan.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

that's about as good an excuse as you can get

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Oh and I forgot, I recieved agressivly sexual messages from a girl I went to school with at 3am on sunday morning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

sounds lovely
had you seen her recently?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

bumped into her about 3 weeks ago, before that not for about 3-4 years.
I have a feeling she was drunk, and the messages probably weren't for me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

pretty weird if that is not the case
I was doing some mild stalkbooking the other day, and noticed (via Flim-flam's friends) that you seem to have an unusual name. Is it pronounced in an unusual way or is it an unusual spelling of a name with which I am more familiar?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

yes there's not much you can say when someone sends you "jack yourself off and eat it, bitch" while you're asleep.
Rory is fine, traditional Irish pronunciation is a bit like brewery without the b.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

haha, you'd expect there to be some kind of build up to that
that's pretty much as I thought.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Eeeee that's fucking vile hahah
I thought the same thing about your name on Flim's Faceache, but I didn't know it was you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

why haven't you befriended me huh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Are you the big one with the intimidating stare?
I thought it was you.
I'll add you then, you crying little fucker!

Anyone else while I'm there???
*tuts*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I'm the one with the guitar

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

yeah, that's the one
he looks like he stands on kids' toys
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

One for your sig there ,Vip.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

too right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

actually doing that?
or metaphorically?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Both son

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

very astute of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

very hirsute of you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Me!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I dunno which one you are
Are you the fat woman dressed as a maypole?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Not unless she's got a beard
Then maybe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:49, Reply)

There isn't a beard filter on the friends search

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

shocking lapse
I will be taking facebook to task about that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

^^ this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

What were you doing going to school at 3am on a Sunday?
Catholic Ninja School?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)