Grand trip to Aberdeen
Friday night met up with 10-20 of my bestest buddies, some of whom I hadn't seen in months. We basically got rowdy and took over a pub, it was wonderful. Later met up with the bird and we went back to hers.

Saturday watched the sheep-shaggers destroy Scotland's shame 1-0. Brilliant! Ambled back to a mates flat for a couple of beers. Hit a pub just off Union St. then and got a Steak (was shit and cost 20 quid). More booze, hit the strippers, hit a night-club, met up with the bird again.

Spent Sunday lying in bed with herself, watched some telly, listened to some music, played the Harmonica badly and then boogied up North not before buying shit food from Burger King.

So all in all a fantastic weekend, marred by spending a fantastic amount of money. And now I'm back at work - sickening.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds ace. Good work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Yes.
Very well done - though you do let yourself down by failing to mention narcotics and sordid sexual activities I think an A- is in order.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Why thank you
I know I'm capable of more though, maybe next weekend. I'm suffering for it now!

The strippers was absolutely hilarious because we were so drunk. In fact the slags started to avoid us because we were having such a laugh. One brave soul approached our group and said to me "Hey handsome, what are you looking for?", to which I replied "I'm looking for my gran, I'm supposed to be meeting her for bingo". Sounds shit now but oh how we laughed at the awkward naked girl.

The private sexual exploits must remain private!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Did you find that you got more pissed
due to recent abstinence? I think it's more to do with atmosphere and what you have/haven't eaten, myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)