Yeah it was Becky
One day I will force her to tell me all the details. But she'd better not tell me anything bad about him. I will plug my ears. She probably knocked the universe all out of shape by doing him, because I was totally going to marry him. And now he's married someone else.
I really can't believe the one time I met him he was with his lady.
Mind you, I was with mine at the time.

EDIT: I am happy for Alex and his wife and am genuinely over him. I just want cheese and conversation. His children's pet rabbits are safe.
*escapes from hospital ward*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That post makes you sound like a mental.
Thought you should know.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I think it's perfectly normal
Do you want to see where I carved his name into my knee using a rusty compass?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I would, really I would,
but I'm busy at the moment I'm afraid.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

No looooookkk
It was going to be a tattoo but I ran out of Mr Freezes.
It is Mr Freeze bubblegum flavour for home-tattoos, yes?
Should I scratch it more or buy a better compass?
Would you like to sing a song with me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

busy busy busy

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

You're not
You're just sitting at your puter. I can see you.
Turn round!!!
Why are you ignoring me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

What are you lot talking about?
/Brushes back fringe. Lights fag. Plays bassline to Parklife.

/offers cheese and wiggles eyebrows.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)