No no no
Alex James has to be the most punchable "rockstar" going. Shameless lifestyle journalist, schelebrity bassist-for-hire with all manner of shitcunts who want some attention, oh-so-rustic fucking hobby-farmer, famously mates with Keith Allen and Damien Hirst, better at swishing his fucking £120 haircut than playing the bass. Grade A cunt.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's boss at the bass
And he's not a cunt anymore.
*la la la la*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

LEMMY is boss at the bass.
John Entwistle was incredible too.

That spacker from the Red Hot Chili Peppers is fucking crap. He sounds like that mong-faced fellow from Level 42. Not good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I'd like to add John Paul Jones
he's fucking brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

what was I thinking?
Seconded in a BIG WAY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

hugely under appreciated as well
I often forget to tune into the bass when listening to zeppelin. and the drums for that matter. Such an incredible rhythm section.

I like dave grohl's drumming a lot too (post Nirvana, can't remember what he was like on there), hence Them Crooked Vultures pushing all the right buttons.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Bootsy.
Don't forget Bootsy.

Or Jah Wobble for that matter.

Otherwise agree about JPJ being under rated and Flea being a cunt.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I can NEVER forget Bootsy.
What a fucking don.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

man
I need to get more parliament funkadelic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

do you have Maggot Brain?
Not literally of course, you seem a bright chap.

One of the most incredible albums by anyone, ever. Eddie Hazell does some mindblowing stuff on the guitar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I have that song, and that is the only one
it's awesome. spent many an enjoyable 15 minutes smoking a reefer while listening to that in the dark.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Super Stupid off the same record
is even better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

then I shall get that album forthwith!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I look forward to your appraisal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Bad Leutenant
Take a great band (New Order), remove one of the greatest bassists going (Peter Hook), replace with celebrity cheesecunt Alex James, and voila! The sound of Maroon 5 trying to make themselves cool by nicking Byrds riffs.

Sorry, he's probably perfectly nice in person. But he's always got my hackles up, and I fucking hate cheese.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Great turn of phrase there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

'famously mates with Keith Allen and Damien Hirst'
the most shocking indictment there is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

How about...
"Jordan's ex..."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

bad, but not as bad as being mates with Hirst and Allen
Failing to hate Keith Allen with every sinew and atom in your body is a crime against God himself and should result in eternal damnation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)