Wanna know how to get a necessary root canal reduced in price from £320 down to £40 for an emergency appointment?
Break your tooth on an apple the night before, wake up at 4am in serious pain, take the bits of tooth you spat out to the dentist as soon as they open, have him glue them back together and take x-rays and pronounce you totally fine. Get home, brush your teeth because you can still taste the horrible mouthwash they use at the surgery, find your tooth and a lot of blood in the sink, march back to the dentists and raise merry hell. Several more x-rays will then determine that you in fact need a root canal that will cost you a lot of money that you don't have, discuss payment plans and the likelyhood of your tooth being stupid again and eventually fuck it off to have it removed and spend the day at work in a happy daze as the lignocaine wears off. Chatting to clients in nursing clinics is fun when you can't feel half your face and you're not entirely sure if you're drooling.

What have you done with your day?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:35, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ouchers
You should totally get a prescription for some decent stuff out of that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Feckin 'ell.
That is all.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:45, Reply)

ooyah!
feel a bit sick

you have my sympathy

on the upside i was quoted nearly a grand to have an old crappy crown replaced and a bridge attached two years ago - but! because the crown was broken recently, and i am now proper dole scum - ive just had the lot done courtesy of gordon brown, gratis*

*remembers 40% tax paid for years
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)

ooyafugginbassa!
Good job you're hard pet. I bet you still look sexy when you dribble :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:09, Reply)