So, I'm in a hotel in Washington, DC
This being the land where right wing "christian" fanatics have pretty much taken over, there is BOTH the "Bible" and the "Book of Mormon" available for my pleasurable reading.

What should I write in the books?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:04, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know I can count on this forum
to come up with some well thought out, respectful, and spiritual comments for me.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:06, Reply)

"I'm sick of being misquoted"
And for the book of Mormon, you could add "my six wives don't like it either."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:18, Reply)

"All the best, Jesus" in one
and "All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental" in the other.
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:18, Reply)

And while you're there, there's a Christian in your house shitting on your DVD collection because he doesn't agree with it

(__, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)

They certainly wouldn't like
many of my books either. Nothing promoting free thought should ever be allowed.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Have a good stay
"love god"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)

cf Red Dwarf:
"All events in this book are based on fiction. Any relation of similarity to the characters in this book is entirely coincidental."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)

"Jesus saves....
but (insert footballer of choice here) scores."
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Jesus Saves
All other charcters roll 1d20 damage.
(bill, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Everytime I spy a bible in a hotel room...
"Hope you enjoy the book - Jesus"
or
"Thanks for coming to my signing - God"
etc.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)

how about not writing anything
but leave a biology textbook in the drawer with them
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Make one of these signs


...but switch the D and the G in the last word.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

"I'm not religious"
"Are you a catholic or a protestant?"
"I'm neither, I'm an athiest"
"But what would you be if you were religious?"
"Naïve"
( djtrialprice, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Back in the '80s
There was this chap walking back from the pub in Belfast. A gunman came up behind him and asks "what religion are you?". Now he's thinking, if I say Catholic and he's Protestant, I'm fucked. Likewise if I say Protestant and he's Catholic, I'm fucked.

"Jewish" he blurts out.
The gunman replies, "and I'm the luckiest Palestinian in the world"
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 4:30, Reply)

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a cunt"
or "Jesus is coming, hide the porn"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Go to a bookstore
and leave a copy of the God Delusion in the same drawer as the bible / book of mormon?
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:44, Reply)

If you've got the time..
Go to bookstore, purchase copies of something dawkins-y.
Remove covers of hotel bible/book 'o mormon and dawkins-y book.
Rebind dawkins with bible/mormon cover.
Job done.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)