I've just worked out the number of legs an average dog has
1 legged dog has 16600000 google results
2 legged dog has 3030000 google results
3 legged dog has 14500000 google results
4 legged dog has 15000000 google results
5 legged dog has 11000000 google results
6 legged dog has 12100000 google results
7 legged dog has 9910000 google results
8 legged dog has 10600000 google results
9 legged dog has 6460000 google results
10 legged dog has 13900000 google results

So dogs on average have 5.349 legs.
FACT
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am going to use this methodolgy
for everything in my life from now on.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:25, Reply)

So
David Bowie is Shit - 15,700,000
David Bowie is Awesome - 15,100,000
David Bowie is alright - 835,000
David Bowie is good - 15,400,000

Fuck me, it seems I've been wrong all this time. I humbly apologise to Monty Boyce. I'm off to burn Scary Monsters now.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:27, Reply)

hahahaha
this is awesome

and newsletter worthy I'd say

edit:
althegeordie is gay - 1,150 results
althegeordie is straight - 105 results

better break the news to your fiancée
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Awwww that sucks
I was really looking forward to getting married.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

And look at this
Vipros is a cunt - 451
Vipros is a god - 1,450
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

the internet never lies

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Civil ceremonies are nearly the same.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I'm not from Islington
they won't let me have a civil ceremony with a woman.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

it's not science if you don't put FACT at the end.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:28, Reply)

*clicks*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:36, Reply)