*tries to erase mental image*
there's this bit with a paintbrush in a film called Sex and Zen....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

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*fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I wouldn't say it's scary...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I was fearing you for watching it

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

it's quite amusing, saw it years and years ago
it's soft(ish) porn in badly-dubbed kung fu style

guy with tiny penis gets a horses one grafted on instead. Goes round pleasuring women, ends up shagging the wrong person's wife, gets made to shag the horse-wife of the horse who's knob he has.

meanwhile, his wife turns into a prostitute in a high class brothel. one of the things she learns to do is write with a paintbrush inserted.

it's quite amusing.

plus the bit with two women and a flute is entertaining
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

bandcamp?

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:17, Reply)

yeah
but two asian women, one flute
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)