calling my mate that moved to Texas
because, I'll be honest here, I don't miss her that much
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:36, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I heard she's been bad mouthing you all around town
calling you a filthy skank.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

she's got no room to talk

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

That's what I heard
I heard she's been doing the wild thing with Wayne from the auto showroom, but then she's been giving head to Dwight who works in the Diner on Main Street.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

*sigh*
she's a lesbian, Al
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

NO WAY!
oh em gee
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

That's what she told you
so you wouldn't suspect that she been cheatin' wit' yo man girlfriend!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

HA

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)

That's what you think
EDIT haha ^
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

i'll give her a call if you like.
i'll charm her with my charming British charm.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

ooo you charmer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Charmed, i'm sure

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

*swoons*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

You know it!
i'm more charming than Prince Charming eating Lucky Charms while he watches an episode of Charmed and enjoys a nice cup of char(m)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I'll call her
She won't know what the fuck I'm saying
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)

GAZZING YOU HER NUMBER

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

she can join the club

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh my god
The rage, the scouse rage!
I feel victimised. I might have to release a single...
MINUTE'S SILENCE FOR MY WOUNDED PRIDE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)