A HSH Afternoon


I should have done some housework and started on a software project today... but I just can't be arsed.

What have you put off doing today?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:10, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you take the "Home sweet home" out of that post it's the sort of post you see all the time on here
by putting "home sweet home" and a big picture, you make it a sort of exclusive clique thing which a number of people wont post in.
I don't get it.

*awaits ban*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

so it shall be young psychochomp
By pointing out the futility of HSH to HSHers you have crossed a line beyond which there is no forgiveness.

I have gazzed the mods. They will ban you!
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Hooray for ModGazzer General!
He alone will stop nasty people like Pyschochomp pointing out the utter fucking stupidity of the existance of these "Home Sweet Home" threads which is so hurtful to those soft namby pamby types who need their internet softened slightly before they can digest it!

Hooray for Modgazzer General!

Hooray!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)

psst
their

existence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)

You ain't seen nuffink guvnor

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

the time
of The Banningment will be upon us soon. Make haste, mark my words, etc.
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

And all there shall be are Kittens and cups of tea.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

And absolutely no mention of
breasts. Oh my, I said breasts.

*faints*
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Someone gaz the mods!
The Modgazzer's fainted! :O
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Hooray indeed
I fucking LOVE the Modgazzer General.

Without him, WHO KNOWS what carnage might ensue. Only swift banishment of all purveyors of sarcasm and spite can keep the streets of B3ta safe for 'lully kittums' and fragile princesses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)

This thread has been cancelled
Owing to the late running of contributors...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Do you work for First Capital Connect?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Thankfully
No... before you all start
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:03, Reply)

calling my mate that moved to Texas
because, I'll be honest here, I don't miss her that much
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I heard she's been bad mouthing you all around town
calling you a filthy skank.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

she's got no room to talk

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

That's what I heard
I heard she's been doing the wild thing with Wayne from the auto showroom, but then she's been giving head to Dwight who works in the Diner on Main Street.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

*sigh*
she's a lesbian, Al
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

NO WAY!
oh em gee
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

That's what she told you
so you wouldn't suspect that she been cheatin' wit' yo man girlfriend!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

HA

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)

That's what you think
EDIT haha ^
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

i'll give her a call if you like.
i'll charm her with my charming British charm.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

ooo you charmer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Charmed, i'm sure

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

*swoons*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, Reply)

You know it!
i'm more charming than Prince Charming eating Lucky Charms while he watches an episode of Charmed and enjoys a nice cup of char(m)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I'll call her
She won't know what the fuck I'm saying
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)

GAZZING YOU HER NUMBER

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

she can join the club

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh my god
The rage, the scouse rage!
I feel victimised. I might have to release a single...
MINUTE'S SILENCE FOR MY WOUNDED PRIDE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Hey guys, I think we scared him off!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

sshhh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Probably thrown himself in front of the thread
Like the bastard in Peterborough on Sunday who decided to chuck himself in front of a train, thereby delaying my train and resulting in not getting home until nearly 11 o'clock at night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:57, Reply)

In Peterborough
Throwing yourself in front of a train is an improvement in your life
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Well yes
I nearly put my foot in it though. We were having general chit chat and banter with the guy sitting opposite about it - good old British gallows humour in the face of adversity. Just as I was about to say "well, you would if you lived in Peterborough", my filter kicked in and instead I asked him if he had far to travel.

Guess where he lived...?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Yaxley?
(just outside of posh) to be fair I am biased being from Cambridge, anyone from Peterborough is a cnut, rogue or a scoundrel, apart from maybe Jimmy Bullard but lets be fair, not finding him amusing is like kicking puppies
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:21, Reply)

he'd rather do homework than read our dull replies

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Nope
Being domesticated this week, just had to pop out to pick the kids up.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:01, Reply)