As a matter of fact I am dead
Some sort of champagne and a bottle of vino and too much chinese food.
I have eyes like Garfield.

How do you people fare on the Glasgow Coma Scale today?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:44, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I drank a couple of litres of Scrumpy last night
and feel fine.
( Peej, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:47, Reply)

I'll be great in an hour
But in an hour I have to be leaving the house.
That mean sight now I should be getting ready :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:51, Reply)

Zero
Sober as a judge all night.

I built two flat packed bedside tables that a mentally retarded ape could put together and on the instructions it said it was a two man job.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:50, Reply)

I'm impressed
I thought I was only going for canapes and bubbly, ended up in the chinese. Was home by 12, but we started early :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Little bit ropey...
I'd planned to have a quiet one, some hearty home-cooked vegetarian Indian food, hot bath, maybe a couple of glasses of red wine and a little smoke, then off to bed with a book.

..and what did I actually do?

Had a fucking kebab and eight beers, then got high as a kite with my local gold-toothed rudeboy mate Dave, crashing into bed at half one.

Twat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:02, Reply)

A twat who enjoyed himself last night.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:05, Reply)

The best kind of twat, I've always thought...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I'm saving myself for tomorrow.
A few of my closest friends and I are going for posh Italian food then regular beers and gin and tonics. I'm going to try not to get hopelessly drunk but I'm not sure if I'll manage.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Tomorrow night I have B3tans coming round and then Saturday night it's the works do at an Indian restaurant.
I'm very excited : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:20, Reply)

I'm a bit ropey
One and a half bottles of red wine and a late night. And then my internets was down this morning so I had nothing to procrastinate with and ended up in work twenty minutes early.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Didnt drink a thing last night. Got an early-ish night.
still feel like shit this morning though.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:58, Reply)

So you're owed
A consequence-free night of debauchery.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)