our company is quite big
and as a cost saving measure we now have the same companies for things like cleaning and stationary across the UK. So they get judged quite harshly. Pretty sure the person who checks is employed by the cleaning company. Unless he's just a madman, like the guy who tests the fire alarm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hehe we also have a madman that
checks our fire alarms and extinguishers... he's a proper east end crazy ex-fireman and he scares me... he also has a great big bushy beard! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:47, Reply)

this guy is a scrawny weirdo with long grey hair
every thursday, round about now, he will come in and run the incredibly loud alarm for about a minute. Which is far too long.

A couple of weeks ago he did it for 10 seconds or so, but clearly didn't satisfy him, so he came back in the afternoon and did it again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

You can dance to our alarm
It comes in waves along the wings of the building, so it builds up all ravey.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Do you have whistles?
Because its not a rave without whistles! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

course we have whistles!
I'm the fire-shouty person so I even have a high-vis vest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Sexy

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Yeah, one of our workmen gave me a hard-hat too
So I'm actually well sexy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)