Not in my pants, oh no.
I am in my Assassin's Garb, striding around Renaissance Italy, offing people and that.

In my pants.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Just try not to scale the outside of the house
and eagle dive into a strategically placed bale of hay.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

He shoul strategically dive
into the Pie and Mash shop.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

No he bloody shouldn't
not without meeeeeee!! *sulks*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

He should do it shortly before you get home
and present you with a steaming pie on the table as you walk in the door.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Ah see
now you're talking! DiT are you getting this??

Its PIE O'CLOCK! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I read that as "steaming pile on the table"
but I'm sure we can count on him to do that anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

That's how I read it too, and now it's going to take me *ages* to clean up.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:09, Reply)

You two and your demented brains
you immediately assumed Al was making a poo joke... dear oh dear... a poo joke on B3ta, I mean good grief.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)

not so funny now he's actually crapped on the table eh?
after what we'd been talking about earlier, some bastard had the nerve to give us a freaking fire drill.

Good job I had a large fresh cup of tea to keep me warm outside
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Aww bless you!
Like you say, at least you had coffee! :D

We only tend to get fire drills when its raining... we're also on the top floor of the bloody building so have to walk down through 10 floors to get out of the place! Boooo! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)