Anyone doing Santacon this year?

( Peej, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:25, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm guessing this is some wierd Santa fetish sex party
so no, I'm not.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:27, Reply)

A santa con?
pretending to be santa and ripping kids off? Count me in.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I'm watchin' something called "30 minuites meals" with some american pressenter called Racheal Ray.
I'm not sayin' I want to stab her in the face and consolidate all her body parts into one easy stabbable mound, but I'm just sayin', if someone else wants to do that, then I won't stand in their way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:33, Reply)

best post so far today
*hands out award*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:34, Reply)

*coughs* like FUCK it is
LEST WE FORGET:

"There's two 19th century pubs about 15 minutes walk from the town center,
down footpaths and along the great union canal.
The area where milton keynes now is has been inhabited since saxon times and there's an medieval abbey and Roman ruins around. Just because a modern city was built around them doesn't mean they don't exist.
I actually prefer that general traffic is kept away from them."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I'm too busy today to engage in the online banter you're so obviously crave.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Too busy, or too arse-achingly dull?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I saw the post you deleted,
I win this round.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:59, Reply)

I saw it too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I thought better of it
People don't like it when you pick on the dull or disabled, so I thought I'd remove the post and just cycle on down the Redway of life...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Sorry can't talk, I'm doing a victory lap.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)

On your bike?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:04, Reply)

If you're celebrating, you may wish to try
one of two 19th Century pubs that are in easy reach of Milton Keynes town centre. Near the Roman ruins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)

OH NOES, SOME1 LIKES U2 AND COLDPLAY ! OH NOES OH NOES ____OH NOES !
MY BAND IS LIKE A ZILLION TIMES BETTER AND WE PLAY THAT WONDERWALL SONG VERY VERY WELL.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)

The only way to deal with such behaviour
is to copy and paste some text from a tourist guide to a regional English town, ideally one famed for being mediocre and full of boring cunts.

AND THUS THE INTERNET IS SAVED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Heheh

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)

I just googled her,
I'd stab her for you, with my penis.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Get a job, you work-shy scumbag.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:51, Reply)

*blows kisses*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)

*blows*

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Woo!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I'm a sicko.
I'm allowed the day off.

Come move in with me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:43, Reply)