Hiya hon!
What you got planned crazy lady?
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Booze and noms
Maybe a lil sexytiem.
I am also on cat patrol for the whole building as the landlords are away again.
I'm making chicken n muchroom n peppercorn sauce and pasta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Did you get to use the big slicing machine
on the ham yesterday?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:44, Reply)

and before you try and pretend you work in a library
Roo-oo-oo-ta really works in a library - 3,730
Roo-oo-oo-ta really works in a deli - 4,770

HA INTERNET FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Yeah
And I wore a tabard and a hairnet.
EDIT haha fuck off.
When I fell asleep on a coach my mates convinced the other passengers I had special needs and crab-lice in my eyebrows from years of being sexually 'too friendly'.
They said I 'helped put the books away' in the library as part of my integration into society. When I woke up I couldn't work out why everyone was being so patronising about my "little job in the library".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I like it when you ask for the hand sliced posh ham
and they get the big metal grippy thing to hold it in place. If I worked in one of those places I would pretend one of the hams got contaminated somehow and say I would throw it out, but in reality I would hold the bone and just gnaw away at all the delicious meat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)

that'd be ace
also, you're a cunt. TGB asked me to pass that on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

This is Roota at work


Also, tell her I love her and her sexy gaping clunge.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

delightful
I think she has gone already
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Yeah I just read that thread
cheeky bint, she could at least have gazzed me
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

She looks like me in that drawing.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)