I woke up in a police station
I was told I was being made redundant last week and last night was a works do. I was a bit pissed when I turned up, hit the bar when I got there and was arrested by midnight. Do I win the award for being the most stupid twat in the world today?
( no longer a user, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 9:57, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that sounds...
...like quite an eventful night.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Oops
Hope all's ok.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 12:35, Reply)

What did you do to cause that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I sense a good story in the making.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I don't think he's gonna let up, TRL.
Why would he show off about being arrested at a work doo without telling us why? This sort of bragging is not making me happy in the slightest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm actually thinking the post should go in
the archive, if these kind of posts count.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Yup, ditto.
I esspeicaly like the "I'm calling myself stupid so it doesn't look like I'm braging, but in reality, i'm well proud and am going to tell everyone" part.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Let us call upon the powers of
the amorous one!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

shall we scarfice a goat
and drink the blood at midnight, while dancing naked and chanting his user name, or Gaz him instead?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Go ahead and
just gaz him. Once you've done hte sacrifice.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Yep,
I know of only one other guy who woke up in a police station.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

So, here's the update
Yes, I was still a bit pissed when I wrote that yesterday. I was logged on to apologise to the workmate who'd arranged the do to 1) genuinely apologise and 2) try and get some inital 'save face' points in. I didn't log on for the rest of the day as I had my head stuck down the loo for the most part and being shouted at by Mr P for the rest of it (he wasn't with me at the party incident).

That in itself was not really anything to brag about. I just (that I can remember) accused a barman of overcharging, told a bouncer he was a pile of shit, hazynesss, with the occasional flash of fluorescent yellow and workmates shouting at me, being told by a policeman that he'd 'had enough, you're nicked sunshine' - yes really - and put in the back of a van. I think I even fell asleep during the middle of there somewhere. I was just really really really pissed and now very bruised, £80 quid fixed penalty poorer, and a new loathing for one policeman in particular who took it upon himself to be dickhead of the year, the rest were lovely and made me cups of tea and gave me heat magazine to read in my cell.
( no longer a user, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:44, Reply)