Dude..
bottle of good bourbon, a gun and a hooker. that's a proper dad to son present. kids here generally gain access to all those things by the time they are 16, albeit supermarket vodka, some fucking computer game and getting the neighbours' daughter leathered enough on vodka to want sex.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I refuse to give a gun
and he's already gettin' some on a regular basis. (I did tell him, though, that if he makes me a grandfather before I'm 55 I'll castrate him with a spoon.)

He doesn't like bourbon, scotch didn't appeal, but tequila seems to be okay with him. Therefore I know what I'm getting him for his next birthday.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:08, Reply)

I was joking
the concept of having kids scares the shit out of me - I'm nowhere near responsible enough.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:23, Reply)

but when I was 20
the bourbon would have down a treat.

however I think my dad might have traumatised me for life had he presented me with a hooker and a firearm.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:24, Reply)

It would be quite a coup
if he could get the neighbor's daughter ripped on vodka and play sheath-the-pork-sword, as the neighbors on either side have grown daughters who are pretty damn hot. Hell, if he managed that I'd take him out for a celebration after!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:26, Reply)