*To the tune of 'If I were a boy' by Beyonce*
If I was the fonz, even just for one day,
I'd roll out of bed in the morning, and put on my leather jacket and go.
Eat burgers at the digner, and get chased by the girls.
I could smash up that jukebox, and never get confronted, because the lads would stick up for me.

IF I WAS THE FOOOOONZ ! I THINK I COULD UNDERSTAND,
HOW IT'S LIKE TO LOVE A GIRL, BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Gonz, your genius astounds me
true fact: Our jukebox 'plays up' and I regularly have to move a customer to once side and impress them by thumping it back to life. JUST like the Fonz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:07, Reply)

=)
Hah, you can run a bet on how many thumps it takes, or if you piled on the pounds a bit, use your hips. That would one-up The Fonz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)