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And he is lovely.
He told me to give my nana a hug from him.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:47, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
As boys my brother and I thought the Fonz was the coolest man ever.
Only in later years has it dawned on me that an aging lothario living in someone's spare room might not actually be THAT cool after all.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)
There's Winkler Watch in our local paper each night because he's really immersing himself in the place while he's in pantomime here. He's travelling miles around, taking photos and going to little markets.
Bless him.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)
And I'll muble 'scuzeme, and he'll say "Pardon good fellow?" I'll said "You're him, aincha?", and he'll be like "Haha, would you like an autograph", and i'll be all like "NO DAD, I WANT A HUG", and then I'd give him a big hug and sob into his arms for hours, and he'll do a fake-punch (he's an actor, he's good at fake-punches) and say "Chin up kiddo". Then we'd go for McDonalds, where he would get (he just must, he just. must. get, can't be anything else) a Big Mac, Fillet O'Fish, a large chips and a can of pop from the corner shop next door. I'll be so flustered that I'd just copy him.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)
I bet he's dying to go on it but not alone.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)
If I was the fonz, even just for one day,
I'd roll out of bed in the morning, and put on my leather jacket and go.
Eat burgers at the digner, and get chased by the girls.
I could smash up that jukebox, and never get confronted, because the lads would stick up for me.
IF I WAS THE FOOOOONZ ! I THINK I COULD UNDERSTAND,
HOW IT'S LIKE TO LOVE A GIRL, BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)
true fact: Our jukebox 'plays up' and I regularly have to move a customer to once side and impress them by thumping it back to life. JUST like the Fonz.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:07, Reply)
Hah, you can run a bet on how many thumps it takes, or if you piled on the pounds a bit, use your hips. That would one-up The Fonz.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)
I can't hug mine because she's evil.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)
But in general she's fucking ace.
She'd hug you and be jealous of your hair.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)
She's a freindly lass.
She's trying to encourage me to be a loose woman and then tell her all about it.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)
and not in a botox way.
He's so... serene. I think he will eventually be sainted.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)
I saw Sean Bean in the pub a couple of years ago and he actually had tiny little mouse mountaineers on his face, it was that craggy
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)
They could scale he Christmas tree and have a base camp amongst the presents.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)
I think he's totally comfortable with his age.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)
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