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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I met Henry Winkler on Saturday
And he is lovely.
He told me to give my nana a hug from him.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:47, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
*jealous*
As boys my brother and I thought the Fonz was the coolest man ever.

Only in later years has it dawned on me that an aging lothario living in someone's spare room might not actually be THAT cool after all.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)
Henry is so cool
There's Winkler Watch in our local paper each night because he's really immersing himself in the place while he's in pantomime here. He's travelling miles around, taking photos and going to little markets.
Bless him.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)
I love him even more now
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)
I'd be all like, walkin' square up to him, face to face, givin' him the evil-eyes, you know, they look like this (0-ó)
And I'll muble 'scuzeme, and he'll say "Pardon good fellow?" I'll said "You're him, aincha?", and he'll be like "Haha, would you like an autograph", and i'll be all like "NO DAD, I WANT A HUG", and then I'd give him a big hug and sob into his arms for hours, and he'll do a fake-punch (he's an actor, he's good at fake-punches) and say "Chin up kiddo". Then we'd go for McDonalds, where he would get (he just must, he just. must. get, can't be anything else) a Big Mac, Fillet O'Fish, a large chips and a can of pop from the corner shop next door. I'll be so flustered that I'd just copy him.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)
I do wish I'd invited him up the Liverpool ONE Wheel with us
I bet he's dying to go on it but not alone.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)
*To the tune of 'If I were a boy' by Beyonce*
If I was the fonz, even just for one day,
I'd roll out of bed in the morning, and put on my leather jacket and go.
Eat burgers at the digner, and get chased by the girls.
I could smash up that jukebox, and never get confronted, because the lads would stick up for me.

IF I WAS THE FOOOOONZ ! I THINK I COULD UNDERSTAND,
HOW IT'S LIKE TO LOVE A GIRL, BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)
Gonz, your genius astounds me
true fact: Our jukebox 'plays up' and I regularly have to move a customer to once side and impress them by thumping it back to life. JUST like the Fonz.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:07, Reply)
=)
Hah, you can run a bet on how many thumps it takes, or if you piled on the pounds a bit, use your hips. That would one-up The Fonz.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:18, Reply)
I want to give your nana a hug.
I can't hug mine because she's evil.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)
She can be rather manipulative
But in general she's fucking ace.
She'd hug you and be jealous of your hair.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:59, Reply)
I bet he shagged your nana when he was younger.

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)
I think we all did

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)
You all did
She's a freindly lass.
She's trying to encourage me to be a loose woman and then tell her all about it.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)
That's the kind policy a guy like me can get behind.

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)
A swell guy?

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:02, Reply)
Darn tootin' !

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)
Darn Rootin!

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is awesome

Did he look depressingly old?
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)
No, he looked really smooth
and not in a botox way.
He's so... serene. I think he will eventually be sainted.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:00, Reply)
Good stuff
I saw Sean Bean in the pub a couple of years ago and he actually had tiny little mouse mountaineers on his face, it was that craggy
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)
Brilliant mental image there

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)
I know I want some for Christmas now

They could scale he Christmas tree and have a base camp amongst the presents.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)
I'm sure it didn't make him feel old
To hear about your nana.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)
He's only 5 years younger than her
I think he's totally comfortable with his age.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)
give Henry Winkler the bees!!!

(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

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