To be fair, if you're going to rub yourself down with 100% Exta Virgin Olive Oil*, paying close attention to your nipples.
With a 5-times-wrapped-around-hand-and-left-in-an-easy-to-grab-spot toilet paper (Mum got that Aloveria stuff, it's great), and slowly grab the base of your cock and whip it left'n'right 'till you get a stiffy, then wank while fingering your bumhole and pressing down on that bit of your bonner that's between your balls (or sit on a A3 sized round cardboard poster container, £4, from Royal Mail.. to free up a hand).......... while imagening your brother has tits and is going down on you, then it's best to imagine he's got big tits, because you don't want to come off as a peado who likes small tits, in case anyone walks in.


* You pay extra for the bermatoli one, but it's worth it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This post
ought to usurp psychochomp at the top of the popular page for a considerable length of time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

*dies laughing*
Fucking A1, old son.

post of the year?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)