I think this woman could talk about anything and make it sound shit.
I hate her mannerisms, her outlook on life, her general ignorance.
The way she boasts when really there's nothing to boast about.
I could go on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does she always mix up the little signs
for the honey roast ham and the ham on the bone so you get them confused?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Actually, I bet she never wraps the Brie up properly so one end goes a bit dry and you have to cut it off before you can serve the next customer

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Fuck off Al you cunt
Everyone knows I'm on the bit with the olives and the caper berries
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I bet she sometimes thinks that the sun dried tomatoes with herbs and oil
are actually the peppers stuffed with feta. I fucking HATE people who do that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Not as bad as the time she stole my tabard
Man, I hate tabard-thieves...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Fucking bitch!
I hope you shat in her handbag for that one.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)

No.
I told her Michael Bolton was dead. Muahahahah.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Nice!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

The 'orrible bitch!
There's no need to ruin perfectly good Brie!

TO THE CHEESEMOBILE!

Dun nun nuh nun nuh nun nuh nuhhhhhh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

What does the cheesemobile look like?
There's a fab Accord on my road, with big spoilers and banners saying "Honda" in scripty font.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I have a work related question
there is a polish sausage called Kabanos. How is it prounounced? I'm a bit posh, so I always say Ka-Barn-Os, but I was wondering if it should be K-Ba-Nos
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I'd say kabbernoss
But knowing them Poles it's probably KAB-a-nosh
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

It would look something like a wedge of
swiss cheese with brie or edam wheels... it would be ace! Much better than scripty font Honda man! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Does it have a siren?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)

No
its stealth cheese.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)

The interior must be blue stealth-ton then!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Hehehehehehehe
Exactly
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Aww that's no good
Do you sit quite close to her? Is this the woman that just keeps talking on and on and on until you answer her or acknowledge that she's talking to you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

The verrrrrry one.
The one whose son's ex has 'state-of-the-art' clothes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Grrrrrrrr

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)