I've got the opportunity to have this job because one of my colleagues got knocked up.
She brought it in the other day, it looks like David Jason.
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Did you say that her kid was blindin' or lovely jubbly

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:47, Reply)

No... I went through the "oh isn't he cute" motions
because I'm shit with children and babies freak me out a bit. One of my male colleagues whose Mrs is pregnant stared gooily into the pram for a full five minutes.
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:56, Reply)

I hate the idea of having kids

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Me too - was having this conversation today. Fucking hate kids.
Especially the ones who talk older than they are!
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:01, Reply)

precocious little buggers
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Worst thing ever:
"Tarquin [who is about 6], what do you want for lunch?"
"Well actually mummy, I would like..."

*Mal's flesh crawls off its bones*
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:18, Reply)

errgh

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Aieee!!!
KILL THE SATANSPAWN!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:29, Reply)

repost
www.b3ta.com/questions/spoiltbrats/post269719
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:32, Reply)

^ This!
Also, kill ironing. It is evil.
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I last ironed in october..
2005
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:48, Reply)

July 2008
and I hate it. I always put in more creases than I take out! I must really want this job...
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:58, Reply)

I take my suit to the drycleaners
pah to the iron! pah!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I'm a twat and I left it too late.
Only bought the skirt and top on Saturday :( hopefully as the shirt is under the jumper it'll all be OK...
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:05, Reply)