Or the time my parents' Xpelair suddenly shouted
"That's it you drunken bitch, if you don't stop hiding your Bacardi in the vegetable rack, you're fucking out of here. A child needs a mother and a man needs a wife!!"

How I laughed when I realised it was coming from my parents' bedroom!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is my favourite so far

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:13, Reply)

or the OTHER time I was convinced my Xpelair
was making strangled gurgling noises followed by wet, splattery sounds.

I was CONVINCED it was broken when all along I was having a rectal prolapse! I'm SUCH a ninny!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Once, I was SURE
my xpelair was making the sounds of thousands of marching jack-boots followed by the shrill voice of a man denouncing the Jews and saying that the German people needed room to expand to combat the growing forces of Bolshivism that threatened the purity of the Aryan race. Turns out it was the Nuremburg rally!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:23, Reply)

oh YOU!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)