If there's a piles joke staring me in the face
I just don't see it, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How can you not see it???
St. Maurice, he's got piles hanging our of his Covet, because covet sounds like it might mean crevice or bum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I think I can just about be forgiven
for missing that one, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

NO
What about 'passage'? When you see a street called St. Suchabody's Passage, do you think about his bum? Me and my ex saw one of those in London years ago, and it was off Shafts Bury Avin' You. I could not breathe for laughing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

You're easily pleased
I like that in a woman.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)

In all the years I have ambled down that very street
that never occurred to me.

What a fool I am!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

AND!!!
John Lennon's childhood home is on Menlove Avenue!!
Men. Love. 'Avin. You.
A woman once got on the bus and said to the driver "D'you go up Menlove?"
Do. You. Go. Up. Men, luv?
Oh man, this world totally tickles me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I'd have laughed at that one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)