Don't you be letting not getting any make you cry
You're a clever girl. You know about nself-esteem and all that.
You probably never got any cos they could smell the too-much crazy brewing.
You don't WANT any on a night like that. It would be crap and you'd wake up worse.
Have meaningless sex whe you're feeling tip-top (not just LOOKING tip-top). Then it's great!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I might go out tonight
and put that into practice :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

you need to be careful with gin
I've had to ban my mrs from drinking it because it makes her cry. Jager is awesome though, and has no ill effects.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Jager is what killed me and Al.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Is that what it was?
I had no idea what I was drinking.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Jager is lovely
After 4 cider and blacks and half an abandoned pint of I don't know what, it's not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:17, Reply)

yeah, that'll fuck you up
what you need is to have a shot of jager with each pint of lager after the first, that is the appropriate way to drink
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:22, Reply)