I will be paid
I will have a lot to catch up on.
My mother will shout at me over the phone.
I will be totally better by Thursday.
I can put my tree up tomorrow when I'm starting to feel better.
I don't care about my colleagues, apart from the little simple girl in our office.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Then my dear it's entirely up to you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Stay home and get better.
Return to work with a spring in your step and a song in your heart.

I cannot take time off work unless I'm at death's door as I work for family.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

God I couldn't
My mother is of the "sew your leg back on and limp to work" school.
Stay home and get better it is!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

My advice as a Medically Trained Professional*
Is stay at home and get better!

*Once, I read a bit of The Dairy Diary, and it had a first aid bit in it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Thanks, Doc.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I want a second opinion you stupid cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:03, Reply)

*falls over dog*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Cannot haz viza

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Have you considered waitressing?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Doubting my skillz there?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:08, Reply)

*holds up hands*
Hey, hey. I'm just trying to help. Perhaps we could try some unsupervised group therapy?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:11, Reply)

You're not fucking qualified
You might cause someone's death. Just leave it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Right, right.
All I'll say is that I did 4 weeks of A Level Psychology, so I know my shit.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I am related to, friends with, and have had releshawnships with more clinically mental people than you hav
So nur
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:20, Reply)

So nur?
SO NUR?!?

I throw myself on your mercy, madam.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Get off my mercy
I've just done it with the Brush-o-matic
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:24, Reply)

*backs off*
Sorry, sorry, I'll just be quiet over here.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Good!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:27, Reply)