Ah, bulk-buying, like it
I subscribe to Classic Rock magazine - it gives me something to shout at on the bog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Instead of the Lords Prayer...
...you scream 'Jeeeffffff Beeeecccckkkkkkkkkk' whilst crying?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I recite the pompous micro-penis-wanking lyrics of The Wall
I think it gives my cry-wanks some much-needed gravitas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I find that wailing, speaking in tongues and gnashing of teeth to be most satisfactory on those occasions

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Crucifix inserted in anus...
...for that added element of naughtiness?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Excellent idea
Do you know where I got the whole 'wanking whilst crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer' thing from?

Albert Fish, that's who. My (not entirely pleasant) brother's obsessed with him. And some Russian cannibal dude - and anyone else like that, such as the Croydon samurai-sword-attack-in-church chappie.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_fish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I thought he was a weather man...
...no wonder he missed that hurricane, dirty bleeder.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:47, Reply)