I'm getting a surprise from my parents

which is sweet,but will most likely end in disappointment, although I would always be absolutely grateful to their faces!

What I would like is a new car really, not sure I've been good enough this year!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you might be disappointed
they've told me what you are getting. it's bukkake
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

The problem with bukkae is it's like buses

you wait for one to come...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

^ post of the day so far

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:56, Reply)

thanks
I was pleased with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I thank you
Great joke, the opportunity to use it doesn't come up nearly enough

EDIT: Not sure I undersatnd the reply structure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Don't be grateful
Throw it back in their face and tell them just how disappointed you are. Then urinate all over the seat and around the bowl. They'll soon learn.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

My parents have given me ton every year since I was about 14
I can then buy what I like.
They also get me little stocking fillers and a cuddly toy for Christmas Eve. Every year I act surprised as a ted is thrown into my lap. I love it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Yeah, the brothel creepers and drape jackets never fail to entertain
Bit worries about the flicknife though - not good with kids around, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

You know what!
I wondered who'd get onto that. I thought it a safer option than 'teddy'.
Mentalist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)