COME ON!! ALL JOIN IN!!
Let's sing a song/play a retarded game/overeat/watch the pissing Snowman for the millionth time!!

WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF FUN/COMMUNITY SPIRIT/BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH

It's Christmas! Cheer up! Oooh, you're SUCH a killjoy etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

my family does it ok
eat delicious ham on toast for breakfast, open presents, have a nice meal, maybe watch something decent and not christmas related at all, play no games, sing no songs, fuck off home.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Mine are fine too
Generally the day descends into farce by about 6pm as my alcoholic brother is invariably slightly too pissed by then, and makes an arse of himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Are you my brother?
I only shat myself the once.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:39, Reply)