A griddle
beard, years membership to CAMRA and guitar lessons
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You can mock...
but I cooked chicken breasts on my griddle at the weekend and it was 17 diiferent kinds of awesome. Not as awesome as steak BUT NOTHING IS.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:32, Reply)

^ WARNING: HIGH FACT CONTENT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I
was being silly, as all of the above seem to be pre-requisites for the male off-topic poster.

I'm more of a lurker nowadays anyway, fallen out of love with it a bit :(
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)

you're one of my favourite posters
MOAR POSTING PLEEZ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

I know you were joking
but I wanted to bore people about my griddle (it's kinda my thing)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:35, Reply)