If you live in rural Northumberland
then yes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I visit Cumbria a lot.
Does this count?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

No.
Wrong side of the country, I'm afraid. If you pop across to Alston next time you're visiting I'll see what I can do though. Just be sure you have match funding and a sound business proposal first.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I don't want funding to buy matches
I want my own roadshow, or ideally a five min slot on BBC1 every night just before the News channel comes on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I'm good...
but not THAT good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Then good day to you, sir!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Indeed.
I'm off now to talk bollocks to a room full of people.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)