There isn't a great deal of posting going on
how are you dealing with this interminable wednesday afternoon?

alternatively, what is your most treasured possession? Mine is probably my lovely gold Fender Stratocaster. mmmm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:01, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

By working, unfortunately.
Apart from now, obviously. My interminable Wednesday afternoon is set to drag into Wednesday evening as I attend yet another funding meeting.

*sadfaces*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I can haz funding?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)

If you live in rural Northumberland
then yes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I visit Cumbria a lot.
Does this count?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

No.
Wrong side of the country, I'm afraid. If you pop across to Alston next time you're visiting I'll see what I can do though. Just be sure you have match funding and a sound business proposal first.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I don't want funding to buy matches
I want my own roadshow, or ideally a five min slot on BBC1 every night just before the News channel comes on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I'm good...
but not THAT good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Then good day to you, sir!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Indeed.
I'm off now to talk bollocks to a room full of people.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

you have my sympathy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

It's not so bad.
I'll be home by 7.30, unlike next Tuesday when it's more likely to be 11pm before I walk through the door.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I'm having a very snotty nose. it's squeaking.
I'm such a man when I'm ill.
Tell me to do these spanish phrase sheets for my dad. I'm soo unmotivated...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

fucking do them now
or I'll fetch you a clip round the bear hole, you see if I don't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

*scarpers*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:09, Reply)

MTFU!
Git 'er done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:05, Reply)

OK!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

how is he doing with the spanish anyways?

I've (stupidly) started learning Catalan, as well as starting driving lessons (in Spanish)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

To be honest we haven't done much
because my grandad's ill, then my mum was ill, and things keep getting in the way.
This week we're gonna do descriptions of people and characteristics again, to make sure he's got it.

CATALAN, hard?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

fuck yes
luckily, i can understand it when people speak to me (more or less), can read things like newspapers and stuff.

but try speaking, or writing, or learning bloody verbs? fuck that
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Reading anything is easier than listening or speaking
or writing for that matter!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

you'd be surprised
i teach English, and quite a lot of people find it easier to speak or listen to than read.

granted, english is a shite language for pronunciation - spanish is exactly as you would expect it to sound/appear
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I find reading easiest
I can take my time and see similarities with English words. I wouldn't necessarily hear those similarities if somebody was speaking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

well true
reading spanish or something is easier to a non-native than english is to a foreigner.

just remember that constipado is not constipated, and you should never "introducir" people
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I love saying constipado
Love it!
And also 'prestidigitador'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:05, Reply)

You know what

I honestly don't think I own anything really precious to me, the classic photos etc, but pretty much anything could be replaced on insurance.

I'm not sure if this is bad thing or a good thing!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I wouldn't say I have many
my two electric guitars, one because it is lovely and customised, and the other because I've had it for ages

don't really give a crap about much else. other than this
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/dscf11602.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

What is that?

Do you have viking mice in your house raping and pillaging our fluffy field mice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

it is a viking ship that my dad made
many many years ago, and has since given to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

If I promise not to steal that from you
Can I have your Nat West piggy?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

no
I only have two left after the cunty fucking removal men broke most of them when I moved to Devon many years ago.

I was only missing one as well. Those fucking cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Oh my god I would have bum-raped them with the remaining pigs!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I think they nicked a ring from my mum as well
the cunts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)

easy
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouse! If I could hug my house I would, although I do purr to myself happily when preening over the library and re-arranging the books each time I need to slot another addition in.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Who says the bbc dumbs down?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8402362.stm
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

good god...
that's shocking

to be honest though, that's probably how he had it explained to him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I don't think I really have a treasured possession?
DiT doesn't really count as he's not a possession... he's just treasured... hmmmmm...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:10, Reply)

aw man
seriously, I hope you meant that and you're not just after a foot-rub.
(I'm working on the Penfold thing...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Ewwwww footrub!
Nooooooooobody touches my feet, feet are grim, grim, grim!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Mine aren't too hot any more
But I still demand footrubs
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Hehe
I DEMAND FOOTRUBS! NOOOOOOW - that's you that is! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)

how very true
I hate feet
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)

They're all nasty and stuff
I hate looking at them and don't like anyone touching my feet... blurgh! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

They're ace
When I was a babysitter I used to give the kids sweets if they squashed my feet for me.
I must add that I was a kid myself and I'm not a paedo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

who else wants a go of my bucket?

( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

:-P
Nurrrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

*vomits blood*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Cheers
I'll water that down and paint the bathroom with it! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

It'll be like textured wallpaper.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Sexy
Everyone likes textured wallpaper don't they? Sort of?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Made from bloody vomit?
yeah, that's normal.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

maybe in Milton Keynes it is
weirdo...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Hehehehehe
he is weird isn't he
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I skived off so I'm watching old UFC fights
and drinking lots of tea.

Favourite possession is currently a Toshiba Camileo S10 video camera - it's light and tiny and brand spanking new and filling the void in my life where purpose/meaning/goals/ambition should be until the next toy comes along.

I also love this: www.leatherman.com/multi-tools/full-size-tools/wave.aspx

Using it today, I have wired a plug, trimmed a candlewick and cracked a stubborn pistachio open.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

My Le Creuset griddle pan OBVIOUSLY

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

the Le Creuset ones don't hold up to my requirements
so I'm getting a different one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

What are your requirements?
Do you go spanging of a weekend and need something less heavy to spang with?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

no
I have a big stainless frying pan with thick copper bottom for that.

I wanted a heavy cast-iron one, with no coating on it at all.

the le creuset ones are good, but they are enamelled on the outside and seemed to have some kind of coating inside.

I'm getting one from my parents and can rely on my mum to get my the right thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:21, Reply)

SPANG SPANG SPANG
I don't believe you!

Also your mum will totally get you the right one, mums always know about pans... and how to clean... its the law or summit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

why not?
my current spanging pan is awesome. I also have a smaller pan for the left hand. Dual-wielding!

she totally will. my mum is great.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Ooooh dual-wielding eh?
SPANGMASTER! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)

you knows it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Indeedy!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I got one cheap
I think amazon cocked up the pricing...I only paid £27 when they can cost as much as £60

This One:
www.amazon.co.uk/Creuset-Cast-Round-Grillit-Granite/dp/B0000DINYI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1260375906&sr=1-2
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

that's nice
not seen the round ones. it is enamelled though, which I didn't want.

I like the pouring spouts and stuff though. looks good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Yeah, i'm not sure what the description means
the outside is enamelled, but the inside griddle bit is just cast iron.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)

hmmm
the ones I saw in person had some kind of coating inside as well I think. but they were square ones....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Does the cat count?
If so, him. If not, my photos.
All else is replaceable. Ish.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

I love my cat - he's called fudge and has one eye

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)

He's bootiful!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)

He's mine
and I loves him lots
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

He's so fluffeh.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

He's a Maine Coone
He was in cats protection shelter after being abandoned due to the previous owners getting 2 puppies, the puppies biting his eye out and the owners not wanting to pay vets bills.

I fell in love, took him home and forked out not far off £600.00 getting him sorted.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I see your Fudge
and raise you Tommy!!!


(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Great pic - what a noble beast
Not a patch on Benny, mind:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Hahaha, that pot smoke seems to have gotten the better of him!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

A slight case of the munchies?
Has he got a bit of chub or is it just the angle?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:21, Reply)

He's gargantuan
Where he doesn't leave the flat (his choice) the fucker just eats and lies around all day....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

it's what happens to all my visitors

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Lovely fat-ass Benneh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Thats a pretty good bit of Tommy
He has pretty ears :0)

A bit more 'proud' than my lump of Fudge.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Here is his sister, Molly

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Your making my Fudge look most inferior
:0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Ever thought about photography?
better money than window cleaning and you clearly have a flair for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:28, Reply)

cheers
Aye, taking photos for a living would be brilliant, however, I'm still waiting on an offer, someone to take someone on with no previous experience :( the pic of Tommy was taken at 7am, after a night on the sweeties and what not, there's me lying out the back with just shorts on, crawling about on my belly like a vomiting junky. Happy days.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:42, Reply)

One of my old mates
is a hugely successful photographer called Hamish Brown. He was my mate's bass player and turned to photography when their band went to shit.

So you can start at any age - shame you aren't down this way, I could get you a job assisting him like *that*, I expect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:12, Reply)

OOH Tommy and Molly!
Oh all the lovly fluffeh kittehs!
My neighbour Fu is the colour of Molly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:39, Reply)

The bastards!
I'm glad he found you :-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Mint condition 'Are You Experienced?' original UK pressing
I've German reissue that I actually use for listening - the original was a (fucking expensive) gift.

Either that or my Pink Fairies poster. This sounds pretty 'meh' until you find out that it was made specially for me by scanning the inner gatefold of their 1st LP (without me knowing), arsing around with the image on photshop to remove creases etc, printed onto super high quality heave paper and then framed in a massive metal frame. Lots of thought and hard work, as well as expense.

What's just occurred to me is that both of these were from the mental ex. She did have a good side to her.



EDIT Or a bust of my grandfather. My grandmother couldn't bear to have it in her house after he died as it's such a good likeness. Or my sword from the other side of the family, worn at the coronation of George V. That's pretty fucking smart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)

That's dangerous thinking there Monty...
just because she has good taste, doesnt mean she isnt dangerously insane
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

her taste clearly ain't that good
*gestures to monty*

;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)

'Exhibit A:
One slightly dishevelled Charles II lookalike with a rundown cockney hovel that looks like a record shop and smells of the heady mix of cat shit and pot.'

'Objection sustained.'


'No further question m'lud'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Please...
...can we get back to talking about your Grandmother's fabulous bust?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

you don't talk about elderly female's breasts
you put pics of them on your profile page
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

^ post of the day pt.2

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

this prompted me to look at the posts on the popular page
mine are "kick her in the fish-mitten"

and that one earlier about bukkake.

does this say something about me, or something about the freaks who are clicking the posts?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)

mentioning of breasts is strictly forbidden
A BANNING ON YOUR HEAD! *gazzes mods*
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

oh FFS
That joke was old last week. Piss off.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Haha - altogether now,
'21st Century Schizoid Man'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:09, Reply)

"I want to rub the breasst of your 80year old gran"
*to the tune of Bad Religion*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:23, Reply)

those are some pretty cool things
I have no heirlooms as yet.

I'm hopeful that I stand to inherit a load of nice old books as my grandfather was a county librarian and book binder, and none of my aunts/uncles/cousins can read
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I have a shitload of militaria from my father's side
and more to come when he croaks. Spurs and shit from WW1, Nazi money and other WW2 stuff, and some older bits and pieces.

From my mother's side there will be loads of books too, half of them written by the grandfather whose bust I refer to above.

I'm never, ever smug about my own trainwreck of a life but my forebears are pretty remarkable on both sides and I am immensely proud of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

mine did some fairly cool things
not quite so cool as the Sex Pistols thing with which your grandfather was involved however!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)

That's the thing I'm most proud of, I think
He didn't give it a moment's thought afterwards and had absolutely no idea of the cultural significance of the record or his role in its name. Were it not called 'Never Mind the Bollocks' I think part of its impact would have been lost.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

it is a pretty awesome thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

My Mexican Jesus-clock...
...he is on the cross and his eyes flash on the hour every hour.

Oh and a first edition of Farewell to Arms.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:40, Reply)

My Daughter
Do I own her? I guess not but she is the most treasured thing in my life. Possession wise? I have no idea, I love my Stratocaster but its insured so if the house was burning I'd think fuck it rather than run back in to get it. In fact apart from my daughter I can't think of anything I would run back in for.
( Peej, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Apart from the fat cat and family
My music collection. I don't do digital music (not backed up on to laptop, no Ipod or anything) so it would involve throwing hundreds of CDs in to binbags if I needed to save them for any reason.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:02, Reply)

same but with literally thousands of records
I had a flood last year - the bottom layer of my crates was completely sodden. A year later I still occasionally have to wash the mould off something before playing it. Heartbreaking - but not devastating like a fire.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)

All my vinyl is in a very safe location
It's all stored at my parents, alongside my dads equally (in fact far more superior) vinyl collection so I don't need to worry about that.

At least your stuff is still playable. I assume the sleeves are fucked?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Some worse than others
The most expensive casualty was my Their Satanic Majesties Request LP by the Stones, it was the rare holographic sleeve version and it's fucked with mould.

Most of my rarer records are in clear plastic sleeves so some carnage was averted. I was totally gutted I tell you - only a fellow collector can understand. The sheer hours spent hunting them down, let alone the money....

I know it's shallow to be so attached to material objects but to me they are so much more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I know, I know
*pats back in sypathetic manly fashion*

My collection has been building for years, the main source being record fairs (mainly Buxton) Beanos (Croydon, no closed)) and The Vinyl Exchange (Manchester). I've not bought any vinly for a about 5 years now - I was spending to much.

My only vinyl reget is not buying the autographed copy of Love Buzz by Nirvana (Sub Pop issue) - it was only £250ish at the time.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I've walked away from LOADS of stuff only to regret it bitterly
You can always get more money - the same is not to be said for the first MC5 45", for example. What the fuck was I thinking?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I'm making the same thing as I did on monday (salmon thing), but with the added taste of some chopped chill, a little bit less sessmiseed oil and a little less honey, hopefully I won't burn it.
Man, this griddle-pan has opened up a whole new world of options to me, it's like my life is at least 25% better because of it.

But please, children, if you're going to chop chillis, make sure you wash your hands, I just rubbed my eye without washing properly and ouchy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:16, Reply)

careful not to finger yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Oh man, I hate it when I accidently finger myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I KNOW

This one time I was hoovering my jam jar collection naked when I slipped landed ona jam jar that went INSIDE ME and the sucker landed on my cock.

i tell you A&E was embarrassing and I've never been able to look a Henry hoover in the eye since.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)

thats your punishment
for having a Henry hoover
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:36, Reply)

But that face is so seductive =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:46, Reply)

My bass
It's not a sexy gold Fender, no, just a Precision copy. But my Dad and I built it.

I'd just finished school and I had a summer ahead of me with nothing to do, and my 16th birthday approaching. So I got hold of a kit from some company in Wembley and over the course of a week, we bolted it together and polished it up and it's still the nicest-sounding bass I've ever owned. (Not that I've ever owned a guitar or bass worth more than about £200...)

The neck's bowing, which is causing problems with some of the upper notes. I may have to trust my bass to some stranger in a guitar shop, because I'm too afraid to tweak the truss rod myself for fear of ruining her.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:48, Reply)