if you can face running the gauntlet of pooves
the best off license of all time is on Old Compton Street in that there London. Incredible range of rare and weird spirits.

As a stunningly handsome man it's quite unpleasant walking down there, but you'd probably be OK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How very dare you!
I'll have you know I can get buggered at the drop of a hat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

a hat the soap

/posting from prison
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

much more from you, old chum, and I'm going to get RSI from clicking...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I aim to please

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:25, Reply)

So your cellmate tells me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:46, Reply)

I'ma have to slap his bitch ass raw

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:50, Reply)

That shop is great
ask the guy if he thinks Gordon's is a good gin. Hilarious.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)