Hohoho little boy - have I got a surprise for you!
www.sketchysantas.com/

Anyone been touched up by a tramp in red?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:53, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I actually have a true story about this:
I did some modelling as a child where my one and only job was to have a photoshoot for a advert for sausages. It involved me sitting on santas knee with another kid eating sausages.

It didn't seem so sinister at the time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:56, Reply)

and you're 100% sure they were sausages, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

It was a long time ago.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

If you feel the need to talk about it on here, you can you know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:32, Reply)

YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:49, Reply)

as a child the other day
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)