Well I was going to wear my Irregular Choice shoes
that are pinstripey with a tape measure rosette on them, hopefully that will dial down the slagathor.

It's got long sleeves and a really high neck, it's just sort of see through. Not like cling film transparency, but you can see the outline of my underwear through it.

I just worry that in the harsh lights of a brightly lit pub you'll be able to make out all my tattoos and freckles.

Oh and I'm kind of half brunette, half rainbow. And I'm not very tanned yet, but I only sprayed it on this morning and it's still developing, so once the smell of shreddies has gone away I should be a nice golden colour!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You sound like you could pull this off
Do not wear fancy underwear though. They'll think you did it on purpose to show yer knicks. Wear feminine but big, like shorts knicks and a modest bra. Your shoes should mark you as a good-ish girl, and not a slag from the market.
Go easy on the tan. NO MORE TAN!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Don't worry, I don't tan
Even with the bottled stuff. I'm always pretty pale, the tan just takes the blue edge off my skin tone.

And I was going with a plain black tshirt bra and little boyshort things so you can't see any arse. I tried french knickers, thinking the lace would be less conspicuous under lace, but you could see definite arse cheek so I'll be going with the shorts.

I'm also going to wear a trilby if that helps with the unsluttery.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

it sounds like the whole outfit would help me along
I'm halfway there already...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Oh you sound just like me
(But probably more gaw-juss) and I've stopped trying to take the edge off. I've embraced the pale.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

pale is good
particularly with dark hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

We totally know this don't we dude
:)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:45, Reply)

we certainly do :-)
mrs V is gradually dying her hair darker. she's quite dark normally, but with some grey. I think she's going to dye it black next time :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Aw man
She's gonna look proper stunning (I had to have a look-see at her now didn't I!)
She is just the right type. Except I don't dig chicks no moar so she's safe from my advances.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

haha
thanks, I'll pass it on ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Shreddies!
Ha yeah, spot on that! My mate reckons fake tan smells like dog biscuits. This is also pretty accurate.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)