Ah go for it
Even if it is a tiny bit slutty, there will always be a girl there in her underwear, you just need to make sure you stand next to that girl for most of the night!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or kiss her while dancing on tables to get attention.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:17, Reply)

That would work too
or you could just gyrate on a chocolate mousse like a guy did on my works do last night!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Was that just his excuse for shitting himself.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Sadly no
He wasn't even with our work do, he was on another table and started moving over towards the girls at our table encouraging them to dance... when this didn't work he stole one of their chocolate mousses and started grinding in crouch into it... he was a classy sort of gent.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Awesome,
I assume he was perfectly sober.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Hahaha
I think he might have had one or two ales... he was foaming at the mouth and dancing to Mambo Number 5! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I do that when sober

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

You've got rabies.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I'm the original source

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I bet he woke up this morning thinking he had an awesome night.
Hopefully his friends will remind him what he got up to.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Hehe
I think his boss will, he came over to apologise!! Oops
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Morning
how pink is your bathroom?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Its sadly not pink
I've been a bit crap this week and have been gallivanting rather than painting... I did finish an oil painting for a mate that I was supposed to do about a year ago... so that's left me feeling pretty smug! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Lazy bitch!
*runs off to paint nails before Flim throws something*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Hehehe
I'm not lazy *cries*

Its just that oils take a bloody week to dry and I didn't have any room at the old flat for leaving scary wet canvas... now I have TONS OF ROOM!! :D

I'm going to fill the house with my dodgy artwork and DiT can't do anything about it! Mwahahahahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Crafty
In two ways...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Indeedy! :D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

haha
plan.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Why
thank you! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:24, Reply)