I wish someone would do that to Ken fucking Hom
Never has a man had such an appropriate name.

He's like some oleagenous fucking sex tourist, that cunt. I hate him and his fucking rice wine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He is very slimy,
like a tamperer, a toucher and a watcher all rolled into one greasy spring roll.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I think the same could be said for most male celebrity chefs though
Gary "fucking" Rhodes and Jamie "ooh what a bit slobbery tongue I've got" Oliver are similarly insufferable.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Rhodes is especially unpleasant.
Never trust a thin chef.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I hate gary rhodes with his stupid hair and face
and his crap recipes and his disdain for Nigella
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I don't know what he's got against her
any woman who can cook that well with knockers that big is alright in my book.

Him and his stupid face.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)

He probably tried - and failed - to shag her
The fucking gaunt, humourless wankstain.

Nigella is superb. She'd get it until my bollocks exploded.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:26, Reply)

damn straight
I have a penchant for curvy dark haired women with milky complexions, large boobs and a filthy look about them. the cooking is just a bonus.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Celebrity chefs
began and ended with Keith Floyd...the Hurricane Higgins of the cooking world
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:02, Reply)

an old mate of mine moved to rural Ireland many years ago
Turned out Floydy lived in the same village - they became close pub-mates. Utterly unsurprisingly he was a right fucking laugh, apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:26, Reply)

You're forgetting Fanny & Johnny Craddock
One of my brother's friends was their carer in their final days - when she went to their house for the first time, there was a god-awful stench in the front hall. Some investigating later, it became apparent that the smell was coming from a large number of carrier bags all over the place, that were filled with the (now totally senile) Fanny's shit.

What a brilliant story, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:30, Reply)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)