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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A chap on the net, I have heard
Just liked to dress up as a bird
He gobbled men’s dicks
And posted shit limericks
The cretinous, cunt-featured turd.
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cocaine is his weapon of choice.
He fills up his nose
- no time for repose -
And drives off in a big red Rolls Royce.
(sorry)
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:25, Reply)

One might say he is even a fraud-ie
Or a terrible penis,
With debatable cleanness
When he drinks, he gets slightly bawdy.
I've not :(
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:42, Reply)

Alex the Geordie, it’s said
Likes a drink on the night he gets paid.
But when he went to Tayyab
The pustulous scab
Had a pint glass of pure lemonade.
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:45, Reply)

There is something wrong with her brain
But give her a rod,
(don't gaz a mod)
And she'll fish happily in the rain.
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:44, Reply)

Because "workboresme", was relativly tame
MEOW MEOW MEOW, THUMP THUMP SMASH
B69 would... like to give her knickers a bash.
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:57, Reply)

But one day we shall soon, though no date is yet set
Al insures me that she is really easy
And that would really please me.
He best not be lying, or I'll be most upset.
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:54, Reply)

His posts give me infinite joy
He'd love to hug
An adorable pug
Though sometimes he spells some things strangely
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:58, Reply)
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