My plans for the day are now for all purposes and intents shot to shit, so I shall stay and play a while on here
I've got some bacon and mashed potato going on the griddler and the flat smells less of bleach and other assorted chemicals that my tidy flatmate likes to use to deter my messy flatmate from touching things.

I've been in an ambulance a few times. Most memorable was the time I was in school, tried to high jump the tennis net, missed and landed on my kneecap, shattered it and had an asthma attack. Yes I am a massive spastic.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did they put the sirens on for that?
I'm disappointed by the lack of sirens - I wasn't emergency enough.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:12, Reply)

They arrived with sirens and lights agogo, but switched them off once I was in the back. I was really quite disappointed.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Are your plans shot to shit because you're a massive spastic
Or because of circumstances beyond your control?
Either way, enjoy it.
(Do you have Gizmond back?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Circumstances beyond my control :(
Nope, might get him this evening, but if not it'll be tomorrow now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Aw dude
That sucks.
Oh, and if you don't want your face ripped off, get him tonight.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)