More QoTW BS
some tit claims to have shagged Brazilian model (yawn): www.b3ta.com/questions/chattingup/post590855#answers-post-590900
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:10, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I already saw that,
I tried to stay out of it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Nah
get stuck in!
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Hehehe
Did you try to stay out of it like this...

No no no, I don't need to reply, people will know it bollocks, no no, really... no... really... I'll just eat this sandwi- OH MY HANDS APPEAR TO BE TYPING, OH I'VE HIT SEND... oh well.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Pretty much that,
It was the people that believe it that forced my hand. Damn you gullible interneters.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Ah the people
damn the people and their thoughts and such...

How was your weekend?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:23, Reply)

It was good thanks,
I cooked a turkey for 13 yesterday and watched die hard 1 and 2. sucess.
How was yours?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Wow that must have been a big ol' bird to feed 13!! Impressive stuff!
Awww I wish I watched Die Hard 1 & 2... I think I'm doing that this weekend though so its not too bad!! :S

My weekend was a blur of booze and dancing, I'm pretty sure I enjoyed it though, plus Arsenal won on Sunday, so all in all it was a pretty successful weekend thank you! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:31, Reply)

It was the size of a dog.
A real pain to fit in the oven but it tasted good.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hehe
I really fancy a turkey sandwich now! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I was on the train with all your lot on Sunday
I got on with all the older ones. The youths spoke too loud in the quiet zone, but generally meant well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Hehehe
By 'my lot' do you mean fellow gooooooners off to see the footieballie? It was a good match, well the second half was anyway! :D

I hope they didn't annoy you too much in your hungover state ma love?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I do indeed mean gooners!
Aw they were ok. The screaming kid trumped the over-enthusiastic young men. And I had a nice chat with some of them. Being a blue, they saw me as no threat!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Hehehe
Well done! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

It's the top tips from Mattylion
that made me chuckle.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yep saw those
I think he's trying to be the next Neil Strauss:

www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ssc_1_7?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=neil+strauss&sprefix=Neil+St
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Has it not occured to you
that it may be true!!?

Nahh, just messing, it smells of bulls excrement of the most pungent nature
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Heh, I saw that
I honestly don't realy care wether its true or not. Anyone who has spent any time on QOTW should know not to boast about sexual accomplishments anyway. Apart from being kind of... well - a bit needy I guess, there've been so many blatantly untrue boasts about people's sexual prowess that basicaly any story you write about them will be shot down as internet lies, true or not.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:33, Reply)

If any of you are using Google Wave
we could try to jointly comply a tale of eye-watering BS to exceed this
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)