Non-existence
I'm an only.
I'm glad I was the first one, or I'd never have existed. My mother got 'sterilised' at 26, so I really did come to existence during quite a narrow window of opportunity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:51, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

How is your mum's narrow window of opportunity?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Damn your speedy fingers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

That's what your mum said.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

When she'd got down off the roof...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I'm assuming it's still rather narrow
Having only passed one sprog almost 32 years ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I bet right now her ears are burning.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I bet her crotch is if you've been anywhere near it etc.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

*heave*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)