I was putting up decorations on my tree yesterday
when the doorbell rang and I opened it to find my cousin standing there holding a pile of presents from my aunt and uncle so I invited her in as she looked cold as she was only wearing a thin cotton dress and no tights so her legs were all exposed and I could see the goosebumps on her skin and her nipples were pointing through the material like little signs saying "stroke me althechristmasgeordie, stroke me and pinch me and lick me and then unleash your might pork sword and shoot your long streams of steaming jizz all over me" but she didn't want to come in as her dad had said if I was there alone she wasn't to let me get between her and the door so she turned around and went home and I didn't get the chance to give her our presents.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That story disgusts me
I can't put my finger on why.
Maybe you're a racist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Look, just because I want to spunk on my cousins massive tits that doesn't make me a bigot you know.
It's the fact that I hate her afterwards for being black that makes me a bigot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I hear she believes that there is some form of omnipotent deity too.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

In which case she deserves to have her eyeballs poked out with a stick.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Here we go again
Like I said before, I don't actually fancy my cousin, though your stories are quite entertaining and amusing and a strange, slightly sick, sort of way XD
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)