well there we were, in the kitchen
hanging up the Christmas cards on long strings around the walls. I stood up on the counter-top to be better able to reach but slipped and put my foot into the saucepan in which my mother was boiling the Boxing Day gammon.

Yeah, I stepped on the fucking wet ham, man...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pffft!
Brilliant
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I want that to be true

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

It's a feeble pun on the OP's name, and a complete lie, I'm sorry to say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I know *sniff*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)