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House party at a neighbours house,
I may go to a pub in town before hand to try and fail to pull a girl I know who's going to be there.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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Why don't you just completely ignore her, act as if she's not even on the radar.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:28,
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I've done that for about a month now,
suprisingly she's not begged me to have sex with her.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:30,
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Use some of the classy lines
from the QOTW.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:31,
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Maybe I could tell her about the time I had sex with a Brazillian underwear model.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32,
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Use the magic watch
People have had a LOT of success with that one.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32,
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She would laugh in my face if I said that to her.
And not in a good way.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:34,
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From fmylife:
My love for you is like diaorrhea, I just can't hold it in.
That should work.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36,
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That fails on a number of levels,
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PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36,
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Nah, it's a guaranteed
winnaaaaaar. Innit.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38,
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oh my
why don't you try having polite and engaging conversation?
Or convince her to do shots with you. Body shots. MMmmm.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33,
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The "fancy gettting hammered" style of seduction.
It's worked before.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:34,
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best way to get to bend her over a table
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:43,
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